Can't Do Sixty No More

Look who's comin' down the street!

It's the Sixty Minute Man!

Doesn't he look bad, though?

Yes, he does

We have some girls we want you to meet, Dan

But, mm-mm-mm, you look terrible!

Sixty minute man

Sixty minute man

Look here, girls, my name is Dan

As I told you once before

(Once before)

Please excuse my blown-out fuse

Because I can't do sixty no more

I used to rock 'em all night long

Now, they say that I'm a bore

(I'm a bore)

Now, I guess I'll take a rest

Because I can't do sixty no more

I tried my luck with Lucy

I messed around with Mary Jane

(Mary Jane!)

Well, when I got through with Susie

I was walkin' with a cane!

Go ahead, girls, forget old Dan

Now you know the score

(Know the score)

Just be my friend; this is the end

'Cause I can't do sixty no more

(He can't do sixty no more)

Oh, no, no, no

(He can't do sixty no more)

Please excuse my blown-out fuse

You know I

(Because he can't do sixty no more)

Oh, no, no

(He can't do sixty no more)

No, I can't do it

(He can't do sixty no more)

Now, I guess I'll take a little rest

You know I

(Because he can't do sixty no more)

Yes, you know I tried my luck with Lucy

And I messed around with Mary Jane

(Mary Jane!)

But, when I got through with Susie

I was walkin' with a cane!

Go ahead, girls, forget old Dan

Now you know the score

(Know the score)

Just be my friend; this is the end

You know I can't do sixty no more

(No, no)

I can't do sixty no more

I'm feelin' mighty low