Gump (Parody of "Lump" by The Presidents of the United States)

Gump sat alone on a bench in the park "My name is Forrest", he'd casually remark Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets He just kept sayin' life is like a box of chocolates He's Gump, he's Gump What's in his head? He's Gump, he's Gump, he's Gump Is he in-bred? Gump was a big celebrity He told JFK that he really had to pee He never feels too dumb because His mom always told him stupid is as stupid does He's Gump, he's Gump He's kinda square He's Gump, he's Gump, he's Gump What's with that hair? Wow! Run, run Run, run, now Forrest, run Run Run like the wind now Run, run Run, run, now Forrest, run Stop! His buddy Bubba was a shrimp-lovin' man His friend with no legs he called Lieutenant Dan His girlfriend Jenny was kind of a slut Went to the White House, showed LBJ his butt He's Gump, he's Gump He's not too bright He's Gump, he's Gump, he's Gump But he's alright Wow! Is this Gump out of his head? I think so Is this Gump really brain dead? I think so Yeah, woo! Did this Gump make lots of bread? I think so And that's all I have to say about that