Mona, Mona, Mona

Miss Cashier

I go in to Wooward's just to be near you

And your checkout line

To check you out is my scheme

'Cause you're a gum-poppin', be-boppin', heart-stoppin'

Dime store dream

Oh, they dress you in blue

Like there's something to hide

But Mona, I know what you got inside

I bought thirty cans of discount shaving cream

(Loading up on shaving cream)

'Cause you're a gum-poppin', be-boppin', heart-stoppin'

Dime store dream

Well, I hope you like a guy who likes a close shave

'Cause Mona, I'll be back for more

If I only knew what brand you choose

I'd buy a ten pack of that gum you adore

Well Mona, Mona, Mona

What flavor is best?

If you would only kiss me I'd be able to guess

When you ring up the change

Even the register gives off steam (Ching, ching, steam)

'Cause you're a gum-poppin', be-boppin', heart-stoppin'

Dime store dream

Go ahead and ring it up for me, LM!

I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope

I hope you like a guy who likes a close shave

'Cause Mona, I'll be back for more

If I only knew what brand you choose

I'd buy a ten pack of that gum you adore

Well Mona, Mona, Mona

What flavor is best?

If you would only kiss me I'd be able to guess

When you ring up the change

Even the register gives off steam (Ching, ching, steam)

'Cause you're a gum-poppin', be-boppin', heart-stoppin'

Dime store dream

'Cause you're a gum-poppin', be-boppin', heart-stoppin'

Dime store dream

You're a gum-poppin', be-boppin', heart-stoppin'

Dime store dream

Oh, Mona, I need you!