Ain't No Bitches

Ain't no bitches like the ones I got

All top notches gotta stay on top

Party all night and we make a lot

Gotta keep a fat knot, it don't stop, bitch

Ain't no bitches like the ones I got

When I take 'em to the spot, you know they all look hot

Like I said, homeboy, all I got is top-notch

Gotta keep a fat knot, it don't stop

I'm the super player, I got women everywhere

I know you love a square, I don't care

I still hit it anytime I want to

Call her at the house, I bet she tell me, "Come through"

I'm coming, every time I see her

That's what I'm doing, I can't believe you

When you tell me she's all yours

'Cause when I have her on the floor down on all four

She says it's mine, and that's for sure

If you come around when I'm near, you gotta go

'Cause you don't nothing 'bout this ballers work

When we was players coming up we knocked all the girls

And now I just go out and take my pick

If you got enough game you can take my bitch

I won't hate you, try to clown or put you down

'Cause I got women all over this town

Ain't no bitches like the ones I got

All top notches gotta stay on top

Party all night and we make a lot

Gotta keep a fat knot, it don't stop, bitch

Ain't no bitches like the ones I got

When I take 'em to the spot, you know they all look hot

Like I said, homeboy, all I got is top-notch

Gotta keep a fat knot, it don't stop

You couldn't be a better player than me, you ain't got enough game

You couldn't take her from me, you ain't even have a chance

Not with me in the picture

You even got the last dance so you see what it could gets you

Nothing, broken-hearted and lonely

'Cause when it's over, she's going home with me

Five-foot nine, short hair, big booty

Looking like the leading lady starring in a movie

Fly crib, Mercedes Benz

She love **** like me and my shady friends

And when we hang out, don't count the champagne bottles

Thinking I'm drunk, I don't play game, Lotto

I put the game down from the start

And you ain't nothing but a dumb ass mark

She started teasing when she saw the red carpet

What'd you say, ****? "Get your ass in the car, bitch"

Ain't no bitches like the ones I got

All top notches gotta stay on top

We party all night and we make a lot

I gotta keep a fat knot, it don't stop, bitch

Ain't no bitches like the ones I got

When I take 'em to the spot, you know they all look hot

Like I said, homeboy, all I got is top-notch

Gotta keep a fat knot, it don't stop

Hoochies, cheerleaders, groupies, beer drinkers

High class, stuck up hoes that get real freaky

Lawyers, nurses, policewomen, teachers

If she's a top-notch, I keep her

Tall ass models, skinny and shit, big titties, short and thick

All complexions, different nationalities

Pimp game from East Oakland out in Cali

Keep 'em teenage to middle age, is she paid?

'Cause if she ain't, what can she make?

If I see a bad bitch I ain't finda wait

I'ma holla at her, I can't discriminate

It's not about the sex, not all the time

'Cause I'm trying to get in her mind

Like when ya stand and just stare at the ocean

I help you manage your emotions, bitch

Ain't no bitches like the ones I got

All top notches gotta stay on top

Party all night and we make a lot

Gotta keep a fat knot, it don't stop, bitch

Ain't no bitches like the ones I got

When I take 'em to the spot, you know they all look hot

Like I said, homeboy, all I got is top-notch

Gotta keep a fat knot, it don't stop

Ain't no bitches like my bitches

I know you think you got a lot of hoes, ****

And you probably do, but there's one fact that will always be true

You couldn't be a better player than me, ****

Life is, life is too short, so keep trying, ****, keep trying

Number one, Player of the Year, Player of the Decade

Player of the Century, Player of the motherfucking Millennium

And his name is Too $hort, bitch