Me and My Baby

Me and my baby, my baby and me

We're about as happy as babies can be

What if I find that I'm caught in a storm?

I don't care my baby's there

And baby's bound to keep me warm

We're sticking together and ain't we got fun

So much together, you'd count us as one

Tell old man worry to go climb a tree

'Cause I got my baby, my sweet little baby

Look at my baby and me

I don't see how you can possibly delay the trial another second

Mr. Flynn, my readers wouldn't stand for it

To have her baby born in jail

I can assure you, she'll come to trial at the earliest possible moment

And you can quote me on that

Hey everybody, I'm the father, I'm the father

Look at my baby, my baby and me

A dream of a duo, now don't you agree?

Why keep it mom when there's nothing to hide

And what I feel I must reveal is more than I can keep inside

Let me assure you it won't go away

I can assure you it grows everyday

I was a one once but now I'm a we

'Cause I got my baby, my sweet little baby

Look at my baby and me

I think it's sweet, first time we ever had one of our girls knocked up

I've got it and it's brilliant, I'm gonna get Ima's to divorce ya

That way all the sympathy will go to you and not him

You'll be the poor little deserted mother to be

And that crumb is running out on ya

That's my kid, that's my kid

Look at my baby, my baby and me

Facing the world optimistically

Nothing can stop us so nobody try

'Cause baby's rough and full of stuff

And incidentally, so am I

Get out of our way, folks and give us some room

Watch how we bubble and blossom and bloom

Life was a prison but we got the key

Me and my baby, my dear little baby

My cute little baby, my sweet little baby

My fat little baby, my soft little baby

My pink little baby, my bomb little baby

Look at my baby and me