Pirate's Life

Seven hits of L and nobody could tell

So I spent every dime just to get to Anaheim

I was in the Magic Kingdom, now I'm in the Caribbean

You get something really wicked when you spend an E-ticket

High adventure on the sea, but it's not the life for me

Now those hairy tattooed pirates are all chasing after me

I was threatened with a knife by a pirate playing fife

Now I'm sailing for my life thanks to LSD 25

Where can I hide? I don't want to buy a bride

I'm alone as I float, hey, where's the others in my boat?

Up ahead, one of the men, he said he would be my friend

He'd guide me to the hole if I deeded him my soul

To the hole I didn't make it, that doesn't mean he didn't take it

He laughed at my plight, he said "you'll be one of us tonight"

High adventure on the sea, but it's not the life for me

Now those hairy tattooed pirates are all chasing after me

I was threatened with a knife by a pirate playing fife

Now I'm sailing for my life thanks to LSD 25

He was right, I'm still here

As I have been for over a year

With my last bit of hope, a tin can and rope

I just want to break free

But I can't get away, no, I can't get away

'Cause that damn dog's got the key

No one listens as I tell of my ordeal in this cell

They stand right by, but they don't feel

Is this for real, is this for real?