Too Country

Have you ever popped a can

And put a pinch between your cheek and gum

Run barefooted through the woods

Coon hunting with a blue tick and a gun

Planted your tomatoes by the light of the moon

Or is that too country for you

Is your idea of kicking back a

Six pack on the tailgate by the creek

Kettle full of mud bugs

And a pair of levis rolled up to your knees

With a long-legged 'bama girl

And her born to ride tattoo

Or is that too country for you

If that's too country I understand

Man I can't talk any faster than I already am

But I think there might be something

Going wrong with your roots

If that's too country for you

How about sitting on the porch by the tiki torch

Picking a song with only three chords

Good and loud

Saturday night for sure

And Sunday praising the Lord

If I pulled up in your driveway

With my kicking stereo turned up to ten

Would you cook a pig and float a keg

And get down with my rough and rowdy friends

Talk about big bucks, big trucks all afternoon

Or is that too country for you

If that's too country I understand

Man I can't talk any faster than I already am

But I think there might be something

Going wrong with your roots

If that's too country for you

If that's too country

For you

Is that clay a little too red for ya