Shuffle Off to Buffalo

Now that we have had the rice and flowers

The knot is tied

I can visualize such happy hours

Close by your side

The honeymoon in store

Is one that you'll adore

I'm gonna take you for a ride

I'll go home and get my panties (You go home and get your panties)

You go home and get your scanties (I'll go home and get my scanties)

And away we'll go

Mmm-mmm-mmm

Off we're gonna shuffle

Shuffle off to Buffalo

To Niag'ra in a sleeper

There's no honeymoon that's cheaper

And the train goes slow

Ooh-ooh-ooh

Off, we're gonna shuffle

Shuffle off to Buffalo

Someday, the stork may pay a visit

And leave a little souvenir

Just a little cute "what is it"

But we'll discuss that later, Dear

For a little silver quarter

We can have the Pullman porter

Turn the lights down low

Ooh!

Off we're gonna shuffle

Shuffle off to Buffalo

You go home and get your clothes-es

I'll go get my these and thoses

And away we'll go, ooh

Off we're gonna shuffle

Shuffle off to Buffalo

To Niagara in a sleeper

There's no honeymoon that's cheaper

And the train goes slow, Mmm!

Off we're gonna shuffle

Shuffle off to Buffalo

Someday, the stork may pay a visit

And leave a little souvenir

Just a little cute "What is it?"

But we'll discuss that later, Dear

For a little silver quarter

We can have the Pullman porter

Turn the lights down low, ooh

Off we're gonna shuffle

Shuffle off to Buffalo

Matrimony is baloney

She'll be wanting alimony

In a year or so

Still they go and shuffle (ooh)

Shuffle off to Buffalo

When she knows as much as we know

She'll be on her way to Reno

While he still has dough (ooh)

She'll give him the shuffle

When they're back from Buffalo

She was just the farmer's daughter

And the salesman made his sale

What she got she didn't order

And you can't return by mail

To the chapel nearly got 'im

With some buckshot in his bottom

How could he say no? (Ooh)

He just had to shuffle

Shuffle off to Buffalo

For a little silver quarter

We can have the Pullman porter

Turn the lights down low, ooh

Off we're gonna shuffle

Come along and shuffle

Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle, shuffle, shuffle, shuffle, shuffle

To Buffalo