Jingle Hells Bells

Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Like Guns N Roses with Axel Rose spittin' Ozzie's black eyes and the bats that he's bitten Big Marshall stacks and a broken E-string These are a few of my favorite things Ho Ho Ho Penthouse apartments and twelve in a hot tub Drinking Jack Daniels while getting a backrub Little gold chains pinned to brass nipple rings These are a few of my favorite things We like bar fights We like nose rings We like eating snails We always indulge in our favorite things No wonder our skin's so pale Girls in black leather with tight little tushes Tattoos on big bosoms of prickly rose bushes Silver stretch limos that come when I ring These are a few of my favorite things We like bar fights We like nose rings We like eating snails We always indulge in our favorite things No wonder our skin's Jingle hell's bells Ho Ho Ho