I ain't blue yet hell I ain't even sick

But this big ol' bark sure sounds worse than its stink

Thick like a dipstick and white as a sheet

But for a pile of trash I sure smell sweet

Can in a bag for just $2.35

Nobody looks you straight in the eye

Drop like butter to the floor just let me lie?\

Drop like butter, just let me fry

Been digging holes like I'm in need of work

I can't sit for a minute just dry my shirt

This city's been sucking on me like a cheap cigarette

It's drunk my drinks and cashed my bets

Can in a bag for just $2.35

Nobody looks you straight in the eye

Drop like butter to the floor just let me lie

Drop like butter, just let me fry

Junk, Junk, Junk, Junk

Sure smell sweet for junk