歌詞
[Verse 1]
I've got a snapshot of your Aunt Maureen
She's ninety and you're a teen
I'm trying to cheer you up
Don't be so mean, don't be so mean
[Verse 2]
Crash, bam, now you're looking good
Tip top, now you're feeling good
Once more, here's your Aunt Maureen
Don't you feel good, don't you feel good
[Verse 3]
Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don't see in magazines
Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don't see on TV screens
Tips for teens, tips for teens
Wake up to music
And say you're too sick to go to work
[Verse 4]
Soon, you will lose all your zits
Tight sweaters no longer fit
Jetsetters will make their pitch
I told you so, I told you so
[Verse 5]
Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don't see in magazines
Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don't see on TV screens
Tips for teens, tips for teens
[Verse 6]
Don't eat that ice cream
Is it vanilla?
Give it to me
[Verse 7]
Don't eat that pastry
What's in the middle?
Give it to me
[Verse 8]
Don't eat that burger
Has it got mayonnaise?
Give it to me
[Verse 9]
Keep that mystique up
And wear a "D" Cup
No matter what
[Verse 10]
Don't eat no curry
Before a very important date
[Verse 11]
Do I look so knowing and old and wise
Maybe it's those dacron ties
How come you keep asking me
For tips for teens, for tips for teens
[Verse 12]
Crash, bam, now you're looking good
Tip top, now you're feeling good
Once more, here's your Aunt Maureen
Don't you feel good, don't you feel good
[Verse 13]
Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don't see in magazines
Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don't see on TV screens
Tips for teens, tips for teens
[Verse 14]
Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don't see in magazines
Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don't see on TV screens
[Verse 15]
Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don't see in magazines
Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don't see on TV screens
[Verse 16]
Tips for teens, tips for teens
The kind you don't see in magazines
Tips for teens, tips for teens
Written by: Ron Mael, Russell Mael
