I have noticed that all the little sounds

Gather 'round her and then bring my volume down

She has got all I need, anatomically correct

And I forget

Woo-hoo-hoo

There'd be days like these

Woo-hoo-hoo

I can hardly breathe

Woo-hoo-hoo

This is not what I mean

Woo-hoo-hoo

I should stop her 'cause she's pissin' on my lawn

And my lights are out, I guess all my fuses are blown

Turn the hose on my house

Addams Family pinball begins to reset

Woo-hoo-hoo

This is not what I mean

Woo-hoo-hoo

I can hardly breathe

Woo-hoo-hoo

No more days like this

Woo-hoo-hoo

I followed her down into the garbage can

With the noise that she makes

She cuts my profits down

And all associated corporations

And my home appliances sleep

Take vacations, and they lie and they steal, and they cheat

She has got all I need, anatomically correct

And I forget

Woo-hoo-hoo

There'd be days like these

Woo-hoo-hoo

I can hardly breathe

Woo-hoo-hoo

This is not what I mean

Woo-hoo-hoo