I've got a nice bird

I've got a nice bird

I understand that a bird in my hand

Is worth two in the bush

Understand that the bird is the word that I use

To describe you

I've got a nice bird

I've got a nice bird

I've got a nice bird

This world divides into people who think

There's two kinds of folks and those who don't

Trey's got the feathers and a 12-gauge shotgun

Volkswagens from the Reich

I've got a nice bird

I've got a nice bird

There's a stretch of road, out past The Gap

Where they're taking some snaps

Stick to the music champ

The words are important

The words are important!

I've got a nice bird

I've got a nice bird

I've got a nice bird

I've got a nice bird

I've got a nice bird

I've got a nice bird

I've got a nice bird

I've got a nice bird

I've got a nice bird

I've got a nice bird

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