Might As Well Dance

Ooh yeah

Well cat got your tongue and the rent is running late

A bad love affair has made a mess of things

Wolf's at the door and there's nothing on your plate

You're standing there naked and the telephone rings

Ah, well the boogie man'll get ya

Mmm, when you're lying in your bed

Pull the pillow off your head

You might as well dance

You might as well dance

Ooh yeah, might as well dance

Well hey diddle, diddle, now the cat and the fiddle

A real estate man is checking out the moon

Dog gone the dish, well you found nothing in it

Opened up your mouth and never found a silver spoon

Ah, well the boogie man'll get ya

Mmm, when you're lying in your bed

Pull the pillow off your head

You might as well dance

Uh huh, might as well dance

Ooh yeah, might as well dance

Shark's in the water and the fool's on the hill

Long Dong Silver got his pieces of eight

Mothers tell your daughters whatever you will

Hope is in the kitchen and she's waiting at the gate

Ah, and the boogie man'll get ya

Mmm, when you're lying in your bed

Pull the pillow off your head

You might as well–

Ooh yeah

Well you can't get to sleep and you can't stay awake

You're living your life like you're doing time

Hey, happy birthday, have another piece of cake

Have another cup of tea or a bottle of wine

Ah, 'cause the boogie man'll get ya

Mmm, when you're lying in your bed

Pull the pillow off your head

You might as well dance

Uh huh, might as well dance

Ooh yeah, might as well dance

Ah, might as well dance

Ooh yeah, might as well