Jussummen

Well I'm the jibber jabber, jaw like shabba

Ranks making bank, operating like Trapper

John M.D., yeah, that's what folks tell me

I plan on going far and be a star like Marcus Welby

So there, dear, uhum, your suped though

Yes, I makes the ruckus, 'causing ruckus like Menudo

Or Judo, I kicks it, I throws them when I'm gamble

And when I swings my thing, I take a swing like Mickey Mantle

But um, I got more flavors than a pack of Now and Laters

Beg your pardon, Mr. Keebler, but I love Vanilla Wafers

See, I got it going on 'cause of the songs that I write

I got it going on 'cause my crew is nuff hype

Plus I sits 'em, I stands 'em, I brands 'em like Zorro

I shop a D'Agastino for a bag of Stella D'oro

Breadsticks, oh, yes, it's the books plus three

Of my cousins, Crazy Dazy, A-Blitz and D

'Cause we're

Jussummen that's on the mic

'Cause we're

Jussummen that's on the mic

'Cause we're

Jussummen that's on the mic

Jussummen that's on the mic

Yiggity, yes, back up, I just come like Shaka

Zulu, I pop like Orville Redenbacher

When I'm proper, I dibbity dibble dabble with my winnings

I drop a Def Jam as if my name was Russel Simmons

I'm funky, spunky, I clock bread like Wonder

I'll jump up and flex, make you think I'm Jane Fonda

I shiggity slam Rito, I'm laidback like Tito

I good gots 'nuff wisdom like Mama Monitgo, amigo

Se Puente? Yes I can samba

I'm known like Gerardo, sheesh, ay caramba

The jibbity jibba jammage, always with the hippity houser

I gots crazy smarts like that kid Doogie Howser

So cool out, Purno, I burn you no jive

I wiggity wax that scalp like Alberto V.O. Five

Diggity damn right half pint, I taste great like Bud Light

I'm well known like Spike or Walter Cronkite

'Cause we're

Jussummen that's on the mic

'Cause we're

Jussummen that's on the mic

'Cause we're

Jussummen that's on the mic

Jussummen that's on the mic

Check it, one for the money, two for the show

Thunder, thunder, Thundercats, ho

Yep, I got my moms, I got my girl, I got my friends

In the States I'm making dollars, in Japan, I'm making Yens

With the new style, meanwhile, my real name is William

I'm quick to break a slut like Donald Trump can break a million

Or Zillion, I kills 'em, I watches All My Children

I'm hard as Plymouth Rock, you silly schmucks, just ask the Pilgrims

I was strong from the get go, I'm not Lou Ferringo

I never caught the cooties from a floozy or a bimbo

Like Chico, I'm the man, yes indeed, I got the smart, so

When I take a stand, just take a seat like Rosa Parks

Some tomato, tomahto, baloney, bologna

I used to fraggle rock you but now I fraggle stone you

A loner, I can't swim, I'm laughing in my hoodie

And I get down and boogie-oogie-oogie

'Cause we're

Jussummen that's on the mic

'Cause we're

Jussummen that's on the mic

'Cause we're

Jussummen that's on the mic

Jussummen that's on the mic

I'm like Slick Rick Rutler but I'm cooler than a Calvin

My mom's name is June, my pop's name is Alvin

I'm not your Curt Gowdy but I'm outtie, sayonara

So hit the road Jack so I can welcome back Kotter

I figgity flash the ill-ish, I slips them when I get them

I chilled with the books, now I'm paid out the rectum

No comp, I stiggity stomp 'em all out like Sasquatch

I'm deep, no steep, I'll make you wanna join backwash (Zoom)

I diggity drops a jam and now I'm slamming like Madonna

I gave a crewcut to Sinead O'Connor

Your honor, I'm bad to the bone, word is bond

'Cause me and Mrs. Jones, we got a thing going on

Yes, I am, my tibbity-bibbity bedroom will not end

Till the diggity cows come home, take their tit and leave again

'Cause it's crazy, so give it a rest toots, don't you know me

I go from ten to two just like Ivan Roni

'Cause we're

Jussummen that's on the mic

'Cause we're

Jussummen that's on the mic

'Cause we're

Jussummen that's on the mic

Jussummen that's on the mic

Jussummen that's on the mic

Jussummen that's on the mic

Jussummen that's on the mic