How Marvin Eats His Breakfast

I love being Marvin

I love being Marvin

Marvin always eats

The finest breakfast in town

How Marvin eats his breakfast

Everybody into the kitchen

Here comes Marvin

Banging his groin with his fist

He mumbles in, to insist:

No one looks busy in this kitchen

And my breakfast isn't ready

And my stomach aches

I mean specifically the maid

Who is reclining like she's laid the golden egg

I want some chatter and some gruel

Make me wanna drool

Try to make me hungry

Cat got your tongue?

Marvin always knows the sort of answers he'll allow

I may be sly, dear, but not young

"Wait until I'm older, then I'll kill you" is his one unspoken vow

I need my breakfast now

Everybody into the kitchen

Here comes Marvin

Aiming a gun at the maid;

He shoots her head; she falls dead

O Jesus Christ, it wasn't loaded

She's an actor from the old school

And a lousy chef

I don't want miracles from heaven

Just some eggies over spinach over toast

No, I will not apologize!

She should win a prize:

"Very best emoting"

That girl can't cook

Maybe she can't cook, but have you seen her milk a cow?

And I can read her like a book

Marvin wouldn't read that kind of novel anyhow

I need my breakfast

Now

People, people

Stop your staring

People, people, stop your staring

Get to work my breakfast isn't made yet

 [LADIES]

...people, people

...stop your staring

People, people, stop your staring. Get to work my breakfast isn't-

Life is lonely

Life is rotten

And thankfully short

Thankfully short

Thankfully short

Like Marvin

Everybody into the kitchen

Here comes

M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m...

Marvin!

Waving his hands like a twit

He throws a fit

Then a knife

You call this breakfast on my birthday?

This is shit

This isn't breakfast

I could crack your feet

I mean for God's sake

Am I talking to the wall?

When I say breakfast

I mean food

I dreamt all night of hips and legs

Now I want some eggs:

Things I might relate to

I'm just a sprite

Marvin underestimates the fear that he'll endow

I'll wait here till you get it right!

Do I? Do I really? Do I really have to show you people how?

I need my breakfast

Now