The Girl Is Mine

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen

I'm Richard Cheese

You know, so many years ago Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney recorded a wonderful duet and I'd like to do it for you with someone very special

Every night she walks right in my dreams

Since I met her from the start

I'm so proud I am the only one

Who is special in her heart

The girl is mine

The doggone girl is mine

Ladies and gentlemen

Mr. Stephen Hawking!

I don´t understand the way you think

Saying that she's yours not mine

Sending roses and your silly dreams

Really just a waste of time

Because she's mine

The doggone girl is mine

I love you more than he

(Take you anywhere)

But I love you endlessly

(Loving we will share)

So come and go with me

Two on the town

The girl is mine

Richard, we´re not going to fight about this, OK?

Stephen, I think I told you, I´m a lover not a fighter

I´ve heard it all before, Richard

She told me that I´m her forever lover, you know, don´t you remember?

Well, after loving me, she said she couldn´t love another

Is that what she said?

Yes, she said it, you keep dreaming!

I don´t believe it

Mine, mine

The girl is mine (mine, mine, mine)

Thank you, Richard

Thank you, Stephen

Good night

Celebrity voices impersonated