Fake Plastic Trees

A green plastic watering can

For a fake Chinese rubber plan

In a fake plastic earth

And as she bought from the rubber man

A tonne full of rubber plans

To get rid of itself

It wears her out

It wears her out

It wears her out

It wears her out

She lives with a broken man

A cracked polystyrene man

Who just pops and bursts

I used to do surgery

On girls in the eighties

Gravity always wins

It wears him out

It wears him out

It wears him out

It wears

She looks like the real thing

She tastes like the real thing

My fake plastic love

But I can't help the feeling

I could blow through the ceiling

If I just turned and run

And it wears me out

It wears me out

It wears me out

It wears me out

And if I could be who you wanted

If I could be who you wanted

All the time

All the time