If I could calculate a score of unbelievable acts

Stand my head, maybe juggle three alley cats

Take out the King Kong and still feel strong

Unleash voodoo with the use of a chicken

Bat feet frogs tongue and not take a licken

Walk in the rain plugged into a toaster

I get a charge but still feel the monster

Take out the mummy, the werewolf, and dog-man

Save a drowning princess from the toxic avenger's plan

Head on with Godzilla and not flinch a muscle

Outwit Captain Kirk without the slightest of hustle

Drown a fish or push a bird off a cliff

Say no to the go-go, but then take on a fat spliff

Grow an extra arm coming out of my forehead

Come back from the grave, take a walk with the undead

I couldn't do it

Could you do it?

No, I couldn't do it

Could you do it?

You know I don't like to do this

You know I don't like to do this

I could nurture a flower to grow into a triffid

Spit lethal poison, leave your body rigid

I've talked to Satan, I've talked to God

Without standing in the flesh with my hand on my big rod

I couldn't do it

Could you do it?

No, I couldn't do it

Could you do it?

You know I don't like to do this

You know I don't like to do this

You know I don't like to do this

You know I don't like to do this

If I could calculate a score of unbelievable acts

Stand my head, juggle three alley cats

Take out the King Kong and I still feel strong

Unleash voodoo with the use of a chicken

Bat feet frogs tongue, and not take a licken

Walk in the rain plugged into a toaster

I get a charge but still feel the monster

Take out the mummy, the werewolf, and dog-man

Save a drowning princess from the toxic avenger's plan

Head on with Godzilla and not flinch a muscle

Outwit Captain Kurk without the slightest of hussle

Drown a fish, or push a bird off a cliff

Say no to the go-go, but then take on a fat spliff

Grow an extra arm coming out of my forehead

Come back from the grave to walk with the undead

I couldn't do it

Could you do it?

I couldn't do it

Could you do it?

I couldn't do it

Could you do it?

I couldn't do it

Could you do it?