(Hey everybody, it's good to be here at the Krusty Kantina)
(We've got a real special show for y'all tonight)
(Featuring my new best pal, this guy)
(He's an idiot)
(So what are we going to sing about, SpongeBuck?)
(We are going to sing a song about friends)
(What kind of friends, SpongeBuck?)
(Well, listen up and I'll tell you)
Who's there for you when you are sad and down?
Hey! (Idiot friends!)
Who picks you up and smacks you all around?
(Idiot friends!)
Who puts thorns in you, so you can save the town?
Idiot friends, idiot friends, idiot friends!
Duh, duh duh duh, doo duh doo doh doh (idiot friends!)
Duh dee duh duh, doo, duh duh duh (idiot friends!)
Dee duh duh, doo doo, duh doh
(You know SpongeBuck)
(All we been a-doin' is singin' about what I've done for you)
(Well, what have you done for me?)
Who helps you pick your pants up off the ground?
(Thanks buddy!)
(Curses!)
(Only an idiot friend would do that!)
(Let's bring it home, idiot friend!)
(Okay!)
Who lets you ride on his coffin?
Who slaps you hard and often?
What do you and me have in common?
We're idiot friends!
(Thank you, thank you very much!)
