Ten Feet Tall and Bulletproof

I'm a full grown man

That's plain to see

But nowhere near as full grown

As I'd like to be

But I'll find a bar

And I'll have a few

Until I'm ten feet tall and bulletproof

Now, I'd hit the dance floor

Each time I'd have the chance

That is if these two left feet

Knew how to dance

'Bout the only time

I'm kicking up my shoes

Is when I'm ten feet tall and bulletproof

Well, I start to feel like Superman

Then I pick a fight

Only to find that my opponent's

Holding kryptonite

You'd think I'd learn my lesson

But, I'm still paying dues

Each time I drink and start to think

I'm ten feet tall and bulletproof

My woman left me

She called me a clown

Well, that's the general consensus

In this town

But I had it coming

Lord, to tell the truth

For acting ten feet tall and bulletproof

Well, I start to feel like Superman

Then I pick a fight

Only to find that my opponent's

Holding kryptonite

You'd think I'd learn my lesson

But, I'm still paying dues

Each time I drink and start to think

I'm ten feet tall and bulletproof