You know, me and my baby, no couple like us

She's, she's got her Satre, we got our Camus (We got our Camus)

I, I love her, 'cause I hate the stinking bitch

Oh, she's like a train, or a horse, I forget which

Who cleans the home?

Jean-Paul Satre? Simone De Beauvoir?

Who cleans the home?

Jean-Paul Satre? Simone De Beauvoir?

I'm, I'm 'The Outsider', I break the law

But here's a tip, the book's a bore (The book's a bore)

Oh, I'll take responsibility for my innermost wishes

Oh, I'll, I'll be buggered if I do the dishes (Won't do the dishes)

Who cleans the home?

Jean-Paul Satre? Simone De Beauvoir?

Who cleans the home?

Jean-Paul Satre? Simone De Beauvoir?

Who cleans the home?

Jean-Paul Satre? Simone De Beauvoir?

Who cleans the home?

Jean-Paul Satre? Simone De Beauvoir?

Who cleans the home?

Jean-Paul Satre? Simone De Beauvoir?

Who cleans the home?

Jean-Paul Satre? Simone De Beauvoir?

Now my baby's left me, she's walked out the door

Says she don't want my six-inch gold blade no more

I'm aware that one never really knows other

Stuff existentialism, I'm going back to mother