Haven't Got a Clue

Do kittens die on Christmas?

Do monkeys like the zoo?

Oh, ohh, I haven't got a clue

Oh no, I haven't got a clue

Are salesmen really tricky?

Is gossip really true?

Oh, ohh, I haven't got a clue

Oh no, I haven't got a clue

Take me high on your silent wings

And I swear, I'll do anything for you

There's crack in Kansas City

And back in Kathmandu

Oh, ohh, they haven't got a clue

Oh no, they haven't got a clue

Do they wear plaid in China?

Or leather in Bombay?

Oh, ohh, I really couldn't say

Oh no, I really couldn't say

Take me high on your silent wings

And I swear I'll do anything to you

Make you smile, give you words to say

And I swear, I'll do everything to you

There's seven in the bedroom

And twenty in the hall

Who haven't got at all

Oh no, they haven't got at all

They're tearing up Virginia

And tearing down the mall

Ohh, they haven't got it all

Oh no, they haven't got it all

Take me high on your silent wings

And I swear, I'll do everything for you

Make you shine give you diamond rings

Yeah I swear, I'd do anything for you