Reverend Lee

This is a song about a very big, strong, Black

Sexy southern Baptist minister

Who thinks that he has his program all together

Until he runs up against a lady

Who shows him that he ain't got it together

His name is Reverend Doctor Lee

Reverend Lee, he went to the water

And he prayed to the Lord 'bout ol' Satan's daughter, yeah

It seems in a dream, child

While he lay sleeping

She climbed in his bed

Starts rubbing and weeping

Oh, she was twisting and turning

She was beggin' and pleadin'

Lovin', burnin'

Pantin' and breathin', ha, ha

"Reverend Lee," she said

Said "Lord knows I love you, child

I will not even place God above you."

Reverend Lee, he lifted his arms high

Said "Heavenly Father, take me home to the sky."

He said "Lord, please don't test me

Not down where she touched me

Oh, my mind is so hazy, Lord, my body is hungry

Oh yeah"

God rolled a thunder then a bolt of lighting

He seemed to be angry

Oh, sure was frightening

The thunder grew louder, louder

Darkened conditions

Just then a voice said "God can not petitioned"

Just then the devil emerged from the water

And he said in a dry voice

"Your God will not barter."

Reverend Lee ran screaming from the water

He was hotly pursued by old Satan's daughter

"Reverend Lee," she said, "Reverend Lee, Reverend Lee

Reverend Lee, oh, do it to me

Reverend Lee, do it to me

Reverend Lee, oh, do it to me

Reverend Lee, do it to me

Reverend Lee, Reverend Lee..."