Good evening, ladies and gentlemen

Welcome to radio station EXP

Tonight, we are featuring an interview

With a very peculiar-looking gentleman

Who goes by the name Mr. Paul Caruso

On the dodgy subject of are there or are there not flying saucers or UFOs?

Um, please, Mr. Caruso, could you give us your regarded opinion on this nonsense about spaceships and even space people?

Thank you

As you all know, you just can't believe everything you see and hear, can you?

Now, if you'll excuse me, I must be on my way

Eh, but, but, but, but

Huh, I don't believe it