Most men like their women

Deferential and polite

But we prefer the type of girl

Who looks like she could win a fight

Dainty girls are all well and good

But they can't fix your stuff

A pretty girl's alright for some

But for us it's not enough!

CHORUS

I love a girl in goggles

It's goggles that does it for me

You can keep your girly girly girl

I want a woman who likes getting dirty

A girl who can strip an engine

Glistening with sweat and oil

I love a girl in goggles

In goggles?

In goggles!

I want a girl with looks and charm (?)

And spirits full of wit (?)

If you just want an ornament

Then you, sir, are a tit

Dainty girls are all well and good

But they can't fix your stuff

A pretty girl's alright for some

But for us it's not enough!

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It's time that we as men reject

This view of women folk

And embrace the type that sing and dance

And fight and fuck and smoke

So fuck polite society

And all that that entails

With a bawdy song, messed up hair, and dirty fingernails

It's time that we as men reject

This view of women folk

Embrace the type that sing and dance

And fart and fuck and smoke

So fuck polite society

And all that that entails

A bawdy song!

Messed up hair!

And dirty fingernails!