Talkin' to the Wrong Man

Hey, Daddy I've got a problem Last night I took my girlfriend For a ride And the way she Touched my hand, Dad Got this funny feeling deep inside So I leaned over and I kissed her Put my arms around her and then Well she reached up and she slapped me She said 'You're just like all the other men' Son, you're talkin' to the wrong man If you want to know What girls are all about You're talkin' to the wrong man I still ain't got your mama figured out By the way, Son I've got a problem I wonder could you talk with me awhile See lately, your mama she ignores me Hardly ever gives me a little smile So I was thinkin' Maybe you could show me The way you younger fellas comb your hair Think I need to change my style, Son Could you show me something really cool to wear? Dad, you're talking to the wrong man If you want to know What girls are all about You're talkin' to the wrong man Still ain't got my girlfriend figured out So I guess we'll just go fishin' Maybe head out to that old golf course today When our buddies ask us about women I think I know exactly what we'll say Boys, you're talking to the wrong men If you want to know What girls are all about You're talkin' to the wrong men Still ain't got them women figured out Still ain't got them women figured out