She wore her fake fur coat in the rain

"And if it's all the same to you

I'd like to trade my skin in for some pearls"

She said, she said

Okay, the man behind the counter's daydreaming

She said, "I just got hitched in Reno

And I'm headed for Niagara Falls

Tonight, tonight, tonight"

Hotels all look the same when you're face-down

In between the beds, in your silver studded boots

"Whatever suits you," she said

And then she shot him in the head

She wore her fake pearls over the falls

You know I found them in the bottom

Of a barrel that was washed up on the sand

On the sand, on the sand