The elevator in the hotel lobby has a lazy door

The man inside is goin' to a hotel room

He jumped out, right after seein' just the very sight of me

Decided he better hike it to the second floor

It's temporary, this place I'm in

I permanently won't do this again

My belongings scattered all across the hotel floor

An hour later I was thinkin' it over by the snack machine

I thought about you in a candy bar

The now and laters, now that I've got stuck between my teeth

I feel asleep to the greatest movie of the year

A man gets lonely, for heaven sakes

Was wonderin' only, what did you do today?

The world is spinnin' 'round to an old sad song

Well it's comin' down outside like I never even seen before

I fell into some kind of sorry state

But lookin' back now, I think it's finally time for me to laugh about it

Get my things together and find somethin' to say

Well, I feel awful and I believe

That time gets wasted in this misery

And darlin', I don't ever wanna come back home