If I Were a Bell

Ask me how do I feel

Ask me now that we're cozy and clinging

Well, sir, all I can say is

If I were a bell I'd be ringing

From the moment we kissed tonight

That's the way I've just got to behave

Boy, if I were a lamp I'd light

And if I were a banner I'd wave

Ask me how do I feel

Little me with my quiet upbringing

Well, sir, all I can say is

If I were a gate I'd be swinging

And if I were a watch I'd start

Popping my spring

Or if I were a bell I'd go

Ding, dong, ding, dong, ding

Ask me how do I feel

From this chemistry lesson I'm learning

Well, sir, all I can say is

If I were a bridge I'd be burning

Yes, I knew my morale would crack

From the wonderful way that you looked

Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack

And if I were a goose I'd be cooked

Ask me how do I feel

Ask me now that we're fondly caressing

Pal, if I were a salad

I know I'd be splashing my dressing

Ask me how to describe

This whole beautiful thing

Well, if I were a bell I'd go

Ding, dong, ding, dong, ding!