Well, I'm in a mess, and I need a friend

I've been thinking 'bout success and how the story might end

But with friends like these, who needs enemies?

They've been lurking around, I see them coming down

And here comes Mr. Flutter

He and Mrs. Dread, well, they love each other

Gonna build a haunted house, be my father and mother

They're tying the knot in the middle of my gut

And they both want kids, so there's one in the oven

They've picked out a name, he's called "Little Nothing"

I think he was born to be my kissing cousin

He's pulling the chain in the middle of my brain

It's time to write a song, but I don't have the words

And my kids need a doctor, but I'm not insured

And my wife, she looks pale, she got the check in the mail

And it's not the amount we were thinking about

And here comes Mr. Flutter

He and Mrs. Dread, well, they love each other

Gonna build a haunted house, be my father and mother

They're tying the knot in the middle of my gut

And they both want kids, so there's one in the oven

They've picked out a name, he's called "Little Nothing"

I think he was born to be my kissing cousin

He's pulling the chain in the middle of my brain

I got a friend on high, and he feels my pain

But I still got this dust flowing through my veins

And I wanna have faith, and I wanna know grace

But it's hard to break through when the rent's overdue

And here comes Mr. Flutter

He and Mrs. Dread, well, they love each other

Gonna build a haunted house, be my father and mother

They're tying the knot in the middle of my gut

They've picked out a name, he's called "Little Nothing"

I think he was born to be my kissing cousin

I think he was born to be my kissing cousin

He's pulling the chain in the middle of my brain

And here comes Mr. Flutter

Ah, ah

(Mrs. Dread, they gonna love each other)

(Here comes Mr. Flutter)

(And he Mrs. Dread, they love each other)

(Having fun, here they come again)