歌詞
School's out,
Christmas break
Home for the holidays
Eating lovely fruit cake
Off to grandmas, its so boring
Screaming kids and Grampa snoring
My ant Margret has lost her mind
Tripping on a train set
Have another box of wine...
Its gona be a Merry, merry merry freaking Christmas
I must be a Santa clause in shuflis
The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss
Shoot me now I'm sick of all my relative
Have a merry merry merry Freaking Christmas
Uncle Richards, he's a weirdo
Passing out pitchers of himself in a Speedo
My cousin Ashley, her singing really sucks
Blames it on her drummer and her acid reflux
My brother's wife is really hot, she pulled me into the bathroom
I hope we don't get caught
Its gona be a Merry, merry merry freaking Christmas
I must be a Santa clause in shuflis
The trees, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss
Shoot me now, I'm sick of all my relatives have a merry merry merry freaking Christmas
We haven't even opened our presents yet (now it's time to start)
So ill fake a smile because it's going back to wall mart (wall mart)
Sweedy are you ok in there?
(Gasping)
Its gona be a Merry, merry merry freaking Christmas
I must be a Santa clause in shuflis
The trees, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss
Shoot me now, I'm sick of all my relatives have a merry, merry merry freaking Christmas
Merry freaking Christmas
Writer(s): Jason Phelps, Jerry Lane, Mark Liggett
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