Welcome to Wonderland

Welcome to Wonderland

My God, it's half past eight

Who cares if you came late?

We don't care where you've been

You're gonna fit right in

A little fun detour

A little crazy, sure

Don't get all insecure

Pardon me, but have you seen

Someone looking like a queen?

Sharpening a guillotine

Probably just as well, ha

She's capricious as can be

Lopping heads off by decree

This week, severed forty-three

Cutting them pell mell

What a party, has it started snowing?

Everyone not coming will be going

Do you know the Queen of Heart's new orders?

They're the same as always, close the borders

Could she be the one you know?

Tin Man, Lion, or Scarecrow?

Wait, that's from a different show

Please start making sense

Have you seen my walrus, dear?

Big mustache that's down to here

Made the oysters disappear

Claiming self-defense

(Wait, I think you think you're dreaming)

I think you think I think I'm dreaming

(When you wake, you wake up screaming)

And when I wake up I'll wake up screaming

We don't think at all, we simply feel, dear

Okay, someone tell me what's the deal here

(Hey, lady, here's the deal)

Welcome to Wonderland

This is your new address

You'll love it more or less

No time to decompress

It's afternoon all day

There's lots of games to play

Flamingo lawn croquet

So please enjoy your stay

Every day it's something new

Problems up the old wazoo

Rumors of a palace coup

Get me outta here

Answers are in short supply

Who? What? Where? When? How? Or why?

Cross my heart and hope to die

Get it into gear

When your alter-ego's interfering

Self-esteem cannot stop disappearing

Welcome to Wonderland

Start rocking with the band

You're going so damn fast

Your future's in your past

An author always knows

Which way the story goes

So tidy up loose ends

With a little help from your friends

Come on and sing along, join our little band

Turn up the volume and keep on dancin'

Sit back, enjoy yourself, and feel the river flow

Make sure the journey's worth the things you're chancing

We're all a little nuts, in case you didn't know

Ooh-glee (Ooh-glee), ooh-blah (Ooh-blah)

We'd love to stay here, but we really gotta go

Ooh-glee (Ooh-glee), ooh-blah (Ooh-blah)

Life can be fantastic every minute

For as long as you can just stay in it

Welcome to Wonderland

Where everything you see

I mean from A to Z

Ain't what it seems to be

Welcome to Wonderland

Set phasers up to stun

Turn off the lights when done

Good luck and thanks a ton

Ciao, baby, gotta run