Start digging

Day by day it smells worse in the cherry bowl

Look to the left, now look to the right, what a shithole

Hey, straight 'A' student, what did you learn in school?

Did they teach you how to use a shovel?

Another day you get on to pay your dues

When you get ahead, I've got news for you

From the clay, God made an honest man

Me and you, we've got a lump of shit

So start digging

Asleep at the wheel

Me and God, we're going to strike a deal

Stay with me, you will never feel the same again

Reach into me, you know this game

Start digging

You want to be free (just a little tipsy, let's party!)

You fucking stupid piece of shit. Snap out of it and start digging

You want to get through the Pearly Gates, you want to stay up late

You want to be cool, in the Rolling Stone or MTV

Close your eyes and go to sleep

Breathe deep

The clock keeps ticking

Wake up

Start digging