The best looking girls I see

Are driving on the freeway

Because I can't see how much

They weigh

The best looking girls I see

Are driving in a fast car

Because I can't tell how really

Ornery they are

When I see them on the sidewalk

No they don't talk to me

I only see them driving real fast and it won't last

But it's all that i can do i think i'm falling in love with you

The best looking girls I see are driving in the fast lane

Because I don't find out that they're obsessive, psychotic insane

The best looking girls i see

Oh my yes

Because I don't have to deal

With their PMS

Cause she's got everything that I could ever dream of

And i think she's smiling back my way

She's got everything that I could ever dream of

And she's on the freeway

She's on the freeway

She's on the freeway

The best looking girls I see behind the wheel

Because i don't have to pay

Their credit card bill

The best looking girls I see

Are driving at night

Because I don't have to see them

In broad daylight

Cause she's got everything that I could ever dream of

And i think she's smiling back my way

She's got everything that I could ever dream of

And she's on the freeway

She's on the freeway

She's on the freeway