I know you heard the terms chicks are like cars

Well, I treat bitches like drinks

When I step in the club and buy out the bar

So let me quench my thirst with you and a friend

Instead of the juice and gin

Why don't I pour the drink out and you hop in?

Glass full of ass for a true motherfucker

With that turquoise Cooji on

You remind me of a blue motherfucker

Your friend was sexy when I seen her in Prada

But I think Gina was hotter

'Cause her skin tone was like a piña colada

I saw two Japanese chicks that got bodies

So I ordered them a Mai Tai and a hot sake

Then I got cocky

And asked 'em do they come to this club a lot

Well, y'all got a brother, hot

Hop my bubble drop, can I get a double shot?

Or get with these two mamacitas

One with the karma of a margarita

The other one like two shots of tequila

And they all fine, I really don't know what to think

As I get bubbly and choose, I try to figure out

What's my favorite drink?

Girl, can I sip on you? Sip on you

What's my favorite drink?

Girl, can I sip on you? Sip on you

What's my favorite drink?

Girl, can I sip on you? Sip on you

What's my favorite drink?

Girl, can I sip on you? Sip on you

What's my favorite drink?

Don't want them little cosmopolitan asses

I like the ones that make your face drop like a Neapolitan master

No telling what these thick bitches'll do

Reminiscing of a big old picture of boo

But hit you like a slow screw

Dipped in the strip club in LA with a bank roll

Where the weather ain't cold

So I can see some hoes slide down a pole

I met two dancers named Moet and Crystal

I was checking they style

We had a session, it was wet and was wild

Then I dug these two twins

Thick one Hennessy, one was Remy red

With skinny legs, both of 'em game to give me head

With a little bit of Absolut Vodka for they homie Tasha

Tell her to come closer so y'all three can give me a Sammy Sosa

If I was mayor, I would campaign asses

Drunk politician with women swimming around the champagne glasses

Drank so much that I might hurl in the sink

And if you ask me why, I couldn't figure out

What's my favorite drink?

Girl, can I sip on you? Sip on you

What's my favorite drink?

Girl, can I sip on you? Sip on you

What's my favorite drink?

Girl, can I sip on you? Sip on you

What's my favorite drink?

Girl, can I sip on you? Sip on you

What's my favorite drink?

If you will suck my soul

I shall lick your funky emotions

Look at the big old donkey you toting

I wish I could pour some of you in the bishop's cup

And have a toast with King Boo

And celebrate the fact that you thick as fuck

I holla church 'cause it's pimps in the party

Let me sip on yo body

Get a good buzz off you like you lemon Bacardi

Or a Long Island, having sex on the beach

Or in the 'Llac sunroof, let back with the tec on the seat

Got a red bone, I call her strawberry daquiri

Bring her back for me, carry packs for me

Had her suck off my faculty

Got a lil' mama named Mimi who remind me of martini

And Asti Spumante, how she move to my CD

I got a chocolate chick who deep throat

She help me shake up dope

She the complexion of Crown Royal and Coke

And they making it hard for me to decipher and think

As I get bubbly and choose, I try to figure out

What's my favorite drink?

Girl, can I sip on you? Sip on you

What's my favorite drink?

Girl, can I sip on you? Sip on you

What's my favorite drink?

Girl, can I sip on you? Sip on you

What's my favorite drink?

Girl, can I sip on you? Sip on you

What's my favorite drink?

Hennessy mixed with some of that Alizé

Give me a shot of that Remy

And a whole lotta Tanqueray

Keep it coming with that cognac

Pop the Mo', let's sip on that

No, playa, put your money back

'Cause these drinks on me

Give me a bottle of the Belve

A Long Island Iced Tea

Hook me up a martini

All these drinks on me

I wanna have a Sex on the Beach

A lotta  gin and juice for me

So put away your money, G

All these drinks on me