Damn man, yo Keith

I can't believe you got me in some fuckin zoo man

We coulda got with some bitches, whassup?

I know, but fuck that

Check out, these animals are beautiful, relax!

Man we coulda got with some bitches

And you got me in the fuckin zoo?

[Kool] Look at the giraffe, she has a pretty ass

[Tim] What?

[Kool] The giraffe!

[Tim] Aw man, you - you like animals now motherfucker?

[Kool] C'mon man, I'm just spendin time with the animals

[Tim] Aw man, you know youse a bizarre ****

Hey baby, yeah who dyed your hair blonde?

I like the streaks

Oh, I like the way your butt look

Uhh, now why don't you change in the bathroom

I'mma look through the peephole, peek-a-boo!

Yeah - it's that kinky

I used to grab honies by they neck, piss on they eyebrows

Open they rectum to throw the bombs down they asshole

BOOM! I blew them panties out the room

Emergency, emergency, it's a urgency

Her asshole out of order, her stomach ain't workin B

The doctor there with penicillin for her butthead

Operation attack, wires hooked on the booty

With three lights and rubber gloves tryin to find the coochie

Her legs were splattered, flyin on the fuckin camcorder

I heard the big explosion loud on the tape recorder

I was experimentin, fuckin with a new invention

I got nervous and called back the escort service

I wind up jerkin off

[Hook: unknown voice] + (Kool Keith)

Slow down, one second

Excuse me miss, I can't believe I'm about to leave this

(Look in the mirror) Psycho melodic you jump on my tip

(You got the Vaseline?) Takin me there, with just one kiss

(Alcohol, my sores, Listerine pouring down my eye)

And you know

I used to mix soda pops and alcohol with cough drops

Then rub they knee caps and smear they face with Sugar Smacks

Open they butts and pour ammonia down they pussy cracks

Then fight they fire, pull they hair apart with metal pliers

Fuck them with two stiff drinks, up on the kitchen sinks

Make them pour Ajax, lick Comet off my nutsac

Hold me tight with baseball gloves, crank the purple light

I used to masturbate to tapes, "Planet of the Apes"

I like Zera, I always wanted to fuck her, get near her

And tell Cornelius get back and let her feel this

I'm on some groove shit, not generic new improved shit

With swimmin trunks in bed, my black shoes painted red

Some hoes are rookies, my sheets filled with oatmeal cookies

Can you put more Oreos in the bed?

[Hook: unknown voice] + (Kool Keith)

Slow down, one second (more milk, in the pillow)

Excuse me miss, I can't believe I'm about to leave this

(The goodness) Psycho melodic you jump on my tip

(Grease, from the kitchen) Takin me there, with just one kiss

(Crisco, is what we need)

And you know, yeah

Can you bring that gorilla over here

She looks so good

I want a female giraffe, with extensions, and loooong boots

Look at the ass on that animal

I love, to make love, to little babboons

That is one of my favorite fetishes

And lick that alligator