Hail Caesar

He be the Count of Monte Cristo

Could be a quake any day

Maybe somebody from Siam

Begin the era of a new rage

Keeps lickin' all the honey

Chewin' up the fat he rakes

Instead of sendin' to the lions

They cover him with praise

All hail Caesar, hail, hail

All hail Caesar, hail, hail

Down at the epicenter, things started heatin' up

Rockin' on the Richter scale, swingin' in the chariot

Around and around we go

The senators rehearse the tale

Starin' in the coliseum

Tied upon the rack

Up comes the thumb of Caesar

To stab you in the back

All hail Caesar, hail, hail

All hail Caesar, hail, hail

Down at the epicenter, things started heatin' up

Rockin' on the Richter scale, swingin' in the chariot

Around and around we go

The senators rehearse the tale

Watch out, Caesar

Watch out, Caesar

I said, hail, I said, hail

I said, hail, I said, hail

Hail, hail, hail, hail

Hail, hail

Hail, hail

Hail

All hail Caesar, hail, hail

All hail Caesar, hail, hail

All hail Caesar, hail, hail

All hail Caesar, hail, hail

You need eyes in the back of your head, boy, or you're dead