Big Balls

Well, I'm ever upper class high society

God's gift to ballroom notoriety

And I always fill my ballroom (the event is never small)

The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all

I've got big balls

I've got big balls

They're such big balls

And they're dirty big balls

And he's got big balls

And she's got big balls

But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing, my ballroom always full

And everybody comes and comes again

If your name is on the guest list, no one can take you higher

Everybody says I've got great balls of fire

I've got big balls

Oh, I've got big balls

And they're such big balls

Dirty big balls

And he's got big balls

And she's got big balls

But we've got the biggest balls of them all

Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress

But when they're held for pleasure they're the balls that I like best

My balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right

It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night

We've got big balls

We've got big balls

We've got big balls

Dirty big balls

He's got big balls

She's got big balls

But we've got the biggest balls of them all

Oh, we've got big balls, we've got big balls (And I'm just itching to tell you about them)

We've got big balls, dirty big balls (Oh, we have such wonderful fun)

He's got big balls, she's got big balls (Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish)

But we've got the biggest balls of them all

Bollocks, knackers

Bollocks, knackers

Bollocks, knackers

Bollocks, knackers

Bollocks, knackers

Bollocks, knackers

Bollocks, knackers

Bollocks, knackers

Bollocks, knackers

Bollocks, knackers

Bollocks, knackers