Half Your Age

Hey now darling, you though it was all fun and games

Runnin' 'round telling everyone why we're not together

I guess you just had to feel important

And I'm sure you thought I was just gonna sit back

And take it on the chin

But honey, I'm a songwriter

And that darling is where you end and this song begins

I found someone new who treats me better

She don't bitch about things we ain't got

When I sing this tune it don't upset her

She's half your age, and twice as hot

Oh she wakes up every morning and she folds my clothes

Doesn't care about the strippers dancing at my shows

She knows that I love her so I just wanted you to know

I found someone new who treats me better

She don't bitch about things we ain't got

When I sing this tune it don't upset her

She's half your age, and twice as hot

Yee-haw

I found someone new who treats me better

She don't bitch about things we ain't got

And if I sleep till noon it don't upset her

She's half your age, and twice as hot

Oh she don't start trouble 'cause she don't need drama

She likes it in the mornin' and she loves my mama

I'm her big papa and she's my little rock and roll

I found someone new who treats me better

She don't bitch about things we ain't got

When I sing this tune it don't upset her

She's half your age, and twice as hot

She's half your age, and twice as hot

She's half your age, and twice as hot