One day I was sitting

As the universe was spinning

Around me in a most geocentric way

Then Copernicus came along

Made me sing a different song

Heliocentricity now reigns

Galileo will be free

No inquisition please for me

Oh no, oh no

In the apple orchard, Newton sat beneath a tree

In the apple orchard, contemplating gravity

In the apple orchard, on a vector that would lead

To E equals MC squared

Falling through curved space can be great fun in the right place

Though it is best to avoid black holes if you can

Heisenberg's uncertainty has always made some sense to me

Though I cannot be exactly sure why

Albert Einstein's riding free

His bicycle in eternity, eternity

In the apple orchard, Newton sat beneath a tree

In the apple orchard, contemplating gravity

In the apple orchard, on a vector that would lead

To E equals MC squared

Relativity

Relativity

Relativity

Relativity

I want relativity

Give me relativity

Gotta have relativity

I need relativity

Gonna have relativity

Gonna have relativity

Gonna have relativity

I need, so need relativity

Gonna have some relativity

Gonna have my own relativity

Gonna have, gonna have relativity

I need, I need, I need relativity

Oh, relativity, oh relativity