Like a Boss

Because I am hard, you will not like me (like me) But the more you hate me, the more you will learn (you will learn) I admire your honesty Hell, I like you You can come over to my house and fuck my sister (my sister, my sister) Do you suck dicks? Sir, no, sir! (Sir, no, sir!) I am hard but I am fair (hard, but I am fair, but I am fair) Private Joker I admire your honesty Hell, I like you You can come over to my house and fuck my sister You little scumbag I got your name I got your ass You will not laugh You will not cry You will learn by the numbers I will teach you Now get up, get on your feet! So you're a killer? Sir, yes, sir! I'm asking the fucking questions here, private Do you understand? Sir, yes, sir! Sir what? Were you about to call me an asshole? I'm gonna give you three seconds Exactly three fucking seconds To wipe that stupid looking grin off your face Or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! One, two, three Sir, I can't help it, sir Bullshit, get on your knees, scumbag! Do you suck dicks? Sir, no, sir! Bullshit, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose I'll be watching you (I'll be watching you, I'll be watching you) I'm gonna give you three seconds Exactly three fucking seconds To wipe that stupid looking grin off your face Or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! Skull-fuck you! Were you about to call me an asshole? Skull-fuck you! I like you You can come over to my house and fuck my sister You little scumbag I got your name I got your ass You will not laugh You will not cry You will learn by the numbers I will teach you Now get up, get on your feet! Bullshit, I can't hear you I'm asking the fucking questions here, private Do you understand? Sir, yes, sir! Sir what? Were you about to call me an asshole? Because I am hard, you will not like me (like me) But the more you hate me, the more you will learn (you will learn)