Wiggle Room

I need a little wiggle room

Where I can hang around

A place I can get lost

A place I can get found

I need a little wiggle room

Somewhere that I can kvetch

A hi-fi, with wi-fi

So I can cyber lech

I need a little wiggle room

I need a little giggle room

I need a little wiggle room

To ponder tougher questions

An extra little humble space

To practice indiscretions

I need a little wiggle room

To exercise obsessions

A designated special place

To vent my indigestions

I need a little wiggle room

I need a little jiggle room

I need a little bigger wiggle room

I need a bigger little wiggle room

A place I have no fear, my mind completely free of warring

I give myself the gears through double single malted pouring

Then chant the old cheers ’cause I’m the captain and we’re scoring

More trophies from careers in the major leagues of shnorring

I need a little wiggle room

Where I can duck a yontef

A sacred little chapel

Where I can play the pontiff

I need a little wiggle room

Where only I have dibs

A safe house, a treif house

A place I can eat ribs

I need a little wiggle

A wiggle waggle wiggly room

I need a very big wiggle room

A higher longer wider wiggle room