Draggin' the River (feat. Miranda Lambert)

Hey, baby, I just asked your daddy

If I could take your hand

He said, "Boy, over my dead body"

Guess I ain't his kinda man

But I love you, and you love me

So, baby, I got a plan

We'll push my truck off the Red Top Bridge

Right below the Jackson Dam

And they'll be draggin' the river

Catchin' nothing but an old catfish

They'll be draggin' the river

That'll show that son of a bitch

It's been rainin' for the last two weeks

So, the water's up good and high

We'll just wait till it's good and late

So there ain't nobody passin' by

I'll call my cousin, he'll pick us up and

Take us to the Greyhound bus (Yeah)

W'll be standin' in front of that preacher

By the time they're lookin' for us

And they'll be draggin' the river

But they ain't gonna find a thing

They'll be draggin' the river

I'll be wearin' me a diamond ring (Oh, yeah)

I know that it might sound crazy

Just a little bit too extreme

But to get some of your sweet lovin', baby

I'd do anything, yeah

Sooner or later, they'll find my letter

Sayin' that we're alright

We'll be rockin' at the Red Roof Inn

This time tomorrow night

And they'll be draggin' the river

Sayin', "Lord, what a cryin' shame"

They'll be draggin' the river

We'll be runnin', they'll never see it comin'

They'll be draggin' the river

They'll be draggin' the river

But they ain't gonna find a thing, no (Ooh, no)