The More I Drink

He was sittin' at the bar, sippin' on a regular Coke

We were drinkin' and smokin' and makin' him the butt of our jokes

We all said, "Man, what happened to you? Why can't you just have a few?"

He said, "I would if I could, but it's probably best that I don't"

'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink

Then I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine

I get loud, I get proud

But it gets worse

Well, if I have one, I'll have thirteen

Nah, there ain't no in-between

'Cause, the more I drink, mm

The more I drink

A couple of cold ones and somebody hands me a shot

Hell, even buck-tooth and bow-legged women start lookin' hot

And pretty soon I'm bummin' cigarettes

And sweet-talkin' some big brunettes

Yeah, once I get on a roll

There ain't no tellin' where I'll stop

'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink

Then I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine

I get loud, I get proud

And it gets worse

Yeah, if I have one, I'll have thirteen

Nah, there ain't no in-between

'Cause, the more I drink, the more I drink

The more I drink, yep, yep

Mm, that's what I'm talkin' about

Man, if I have one, I'll have thirteen

And they can't get me off the karaoke machine

The more I drink

The more I drink

Yeah, the more I drink, the more I drink

The more I drink