La la, la la

Ra ta, ta ta

Ra la, ta ta

Ra ta, ta ra ra ra

La la, la la

Ra ta, ta ta

Ra ta, ta ta

Ra ta, ta ra ra ra

Too big, too small

Size does matter, after all

Zu groß, zu klein

Er könnte etwas größer sein

Mercedes-Benz und Autobahn

Alleine in das Ausland fahren

Reise, Reise, Fahrvergnügen

Ich will nur Spaß, mich nicht verlieben

Just a little bit

Just a little bit

Just a little bitch

I have a pussy

You have a dick, ah

So what's the problem?

Let's do it quick-y-y-y

I have a pussy

You have a dick, ah

So what's the problem?

Let's do it quick

So take me now before it's too late

Life's too short, so I can't wait

Take me now, oh, don't you see?

I can't get laid in Germany

(Music)

Too short, too tall

Doesn't matter, one size fits all

Zu groß, zu klein

Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein-ei-ei-ei-ei-ei (wow)

Schönes Fräulein, Lust auf mehr?

Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr

Schnaps im Kopf, du holde Braut

Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut

Just a little bit

Just a little bit

Be my little

Be my little bitch

I have a pussy

You have a dick, ah

So what's the problem?

Let's do it quick-y-y-y

I have a pussy

You have a dick, ah

So what's the problem?

Let's do it quick

So take me now before it's too late

Life's too short, so I can't wait

Take me now, oh, don't you see?

I can't get laid in Germany

(Music)

I can't get laid in Germany

Ny-ny (Gemany)

Ny-ny (Gemany)

Ny-ny (Gemany)

Ny-ny (Gemany)

Ny-ny (Gemany)

Ny-ny (Gemany)

Ny-ny (Gemany)

Ny-ny-ny-ny

(Music)

I have a pussy

You have a dick, ah

So what's the problem?

Let's do it quick-y-y-y

I have a pussy

You have a dick, ah

So what's the problem?

Let's do it quick-y-y-y-y