It's a Friday night, I saw it in a chick flick

Charlie got so high she fucked up all the fishes

Why the hell do I hate the idea of leaving Archway?

Wound myself too tight while the whole world has fun around me

Just a pocket dial between twenty-eight and thirty

Can I be out my prime if I never went there in the first place?

Eat myself alive like I'm a human Pez dispenser

When I close my eyes, I'm in my hometown shopping centre

And it sounds saccharine, and woe is me

But there's a possibility that this was never meant for me at all

And I'm so tired of it, the clock just ticks

And I can't get ahead of it

I wish I never started this at all

I wish I never started this at all

I wish I never started this at all

Tried it on for size, some shiny story that's worth singing

But surprise surprise, I'm just a normie from the Midlands

Scalpel to my life like it's a sheep's heart on the gurney

God I'm terrified, but you didn't hear that from me

And it sounds saccharine, and woe is me

But there's a possibility that this was never meant for me at all

And I'm so tired of it, the clock just ticks

And I can't get ahead of it

I wish I never started this at all

I wish I never started this at all

When I miss my mum, I tend to drive up to big Tesco

Walk around 'til lunch, but it don't hit the same as Leicester

Between you and I, I kinda wish they'd bring back Topshop

Everything was fine when all I wanted was Nintendogs