(Current Health Insurance Provider)

You bunch of cunts

I'm sick of your shit

Every damn claim I send gets denied bit by bit

You won't pay for Mounjaro

Won't cover my damn care

Actin' like my busted body's none of your affair

Sleep apnea study? Nope!

You kicked that to the curb

Then you dodged my new BiPAP like some cheap-ass little turds

Fuck (Current Health Insurance Provider)

I'm done with your games

I pay every month and you still deny my claims

Fuck (Current Health Insurance Provider)

You blood-sucking thieves

You take my cash then vanish up your sleeve

I'd rather go alone than keep funding this farce

Fuck (Current Health Insurance Provider)

You can kiss my whole arse

Every phone tree circlejerks me back to the start

Readin' scripts like robots with no goddamn heart

Prior auth, appeal forms, more hoops to crawl through

Just to hear some smug prick say there's nothing they can do

So keep your fake coverage and your corporate little lies

I'm cancelin' this bullshit and rollin' my own dice

Fuck (Current Health Insurance Provider)

I'm done with your games

I pay every month and you still deny my claims

Fuck (Current Health Insurance Provider)

You blood-sucking thieves

You take my cash then vanish up your sleeve

I'd rather go alone than keep funding this farce

Fuck (Current Health Insurance Provider)

You can kiss my whole fuckin' arse