[Verse 1]

Way way back in the 1980's

Secret government employees

Dug up famous guys and ladies

And made amusing genetic copies

Now their clones are sexy teens

Now they're going to make it if they try

Loving, learning, sharing, judging

Time to laugh, and shiver and cry

[Chorus 1]

Time to watch

Clone High

Energetic and engaging

Clone High

Our Angst is Entertaining

Clone High

Our Lives are Never Boring

Who am I?

[Verse 2]

There's a place that you can go to

And it's never very far

Famous people you can livе through

If you don't know who you are

Why, there is so much to livе up to

Expectations are so high

I'm not crying - it's my contacts

There must be something in my eye

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[Chorus 2]

You all must watch

Clone High

Inspired and organic

Clone High

Possibly dramatic

Clone High

More fun than watching static

Where am I?

Clone High

[Interlude]

Yes Abe, I love you!

Shh Where are my bitches?!

You've changed, Abe

Now, I may be blind...

Best forever, Abe?

I'll just leave you two alone, because it looks like you're about to DO IT anyway!

I'm a Kennedy! I'm not accustomed to tragedy!

(Time to laugh and shiver and cry)

[Chorus 3]

Time to laugh, and shiver and cry

I'll see you at

Clone High

I can't escape my name

Clone High

That's the price of fame

Clone High

Life is just a game

That's why...

Clone High