Been kicking that curb now for way too long

Over this heartbreak that's done me wrong

Well, I tried to forgive and I tried to forget

I've given all I got but I've got nothing left

So I'm turning to you for some advice

Cos I'm in need of something stronger

To try and help me ease the pain

I'm counting on you to keep racking them up all night

Oh Bartender please help me

Every memory we had well it keeps on dragging me down

Maybe Johnnie and Jack can help me turn things around

You see the days feels so bad but the night so much worse

Like Bonnie Raitt's saddest song, then again in reverse

So I've come here to you cos you're the best shrink in town

Cos I'm in need of something stronger

To try and help me ease the pain

I'm counting on you to keep racking them up all night

Something that lasts a little longer and help the memory fade away

I may be drinking alone, but you're the only friend I need tonight

Oh Bartender please help me

But I'm in need of something stronger

To try and help me numb the pain

That's why I'm counting on you to keep wracking them side by side

Something that lasts a little longer

To help the memory fade away

I'm kinda feeling the mood to get a little bit stupid tonight

Oh Bartender please help me

Yeah please help me

Bartender, please help me please

Bartender, please help me